British actor Hugh Bonneville paid £195 for the services of prostitute Helen Wood. Wood used a sex toy on Bonneville. #superinjunction

British actor Hugh Bonneville paid £195 for the services of prostitute Helen Wood. Wood used a sex toy on Bonneville. #superinjunctionless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

Wikipedia page for Dildo A lulzy protip from Guido Fawkes:

If you don’t want to be on the front pages then don’t pay hookers to stick dildos up your bum.



The Independent :
My Secret Life: Hugh Bonneville, actor, 47

The Mail: Your Secret Life? So why no mention of your wife, Hugh? ...other than the fact that she drives a Volvo!

Note the final sentence of that article:

But then Hugh’s devotion to wife Lulu is so strong it is understood he is known to fellow thespians as the Ryan Giggs of the showbusiness world, after the famously family-orientated footballer.



That’s pretty lulzy, for the Mail.

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